I don't think I need to say this but Chuck Tingle is a goddamn national treasure

[marlowe1]

Millionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp was born into wealth and, because of this, he’s grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russian. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life forever.
Followed around by a camera crew from the Buttz Carlton Hotel, Domald turns Moscow upside down; sampling some illegal unicorn horn cuisine and hiring a handsome gay T-Rex prostitute. But when Domald suggests the handsome dinosaur pee on his butt, a political scandal begins to unfold unlike anything in the history of hardcore anal pounding!
This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay Russian dinosaur prostitute action, including anal, blowjobs, cream pies, rough sex, facials, watersports and corrupt political figure love.

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/11/chuck-tingle-has-already-written-a-novel-about-trumps-golden-shower-6375887/#ixzz4VWNbPEPe


I really wanted to start writing Trump erotica but I just don't have the dedication of Chuck Tingle. Besides I don't ever want to compete with Chuck.

Comments

[sabotabby]

I love him so much and am grateful every day that he exists.

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

he is that. Buckaroo Treasure.