cute cat story
Feb. 5th, 2004 10:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
marlowe1Maggie just puked but she's sitting on a kitchen chair. So far she's been puking it to the floor below so I get to see the falling puke. Oops. Some just got on the chair. Socrates is looking at it. WHy doesn't he eat the puke. That's the purpose of having muliple cats. They eat each other's puke. I'm going to wait.
This Slumberland commercial with the disappearing and reapearing bed has a very cute model (ok I dig that whole glasses look) but she's the worst actress I've seen in a commercial in a long time. She has absolutely no inflection whatsoever. She doesn't care if there's a single or a double bed in her styling loft. She is just reading from a teleprompter. But she's cute and I don't want to hate her. Still it'd be easier to accept porn acting if it was actual porn.
Speaking of which - there's a model on the Great Clips commercials whose either Asian or Hispanic - probably filipino (and I'm not just saying that because it's a good compromise) and she reminds me of a porn actress - probably on one of those Dirty Debutantes videos (I don't watch - well I try not to watch porn these days - at very least I don't rent it out - and not just because the closest video store is a Hollywood) but I remember that one because she was cute but once she took off her clothes she looked like a mess. That's the whole illusion of porn - just folks taking off their clothes and fucking in front of a camera. And the internet provides more opportunities for those like that. The Barbie dolls of Los Angeles video porn are too artificial. But when you try the real porn - well sometimes it's realistically maintaining the fiction that these are just people that want to fuck in front of a camera and oh look there's money involved - how nice - what a thoughtful gift. But sometimes it's obvious that the actress is on the way down and falling fast.
And even if it is all cool with everyone there's still that element of One Night Stand. Fun while it lasts but kind of depressing (worst thing to hear after sex - "I'm sorry." Second worst thing - "So tell me about yourself" third worst thing - "Are you in a good mood? Good. I'm pregnant." this could go on...) and watching other strangers fuck - well...I'm not sure if that's better or worst. On the plus side you don't have to kick anyone out of your bed or think of an excuse to get the hell out of there - and no one gets mad at you for falling asleep in the middle. On the minus side - still depressing.
This Slumberland commercial with the disappearing and reapearing bed has a very cute model (ok I dig that whole glasses look) but she's the worst actress I've seen in a commercial in a long time. She has absolutely no inflection whatsoever. She doesn't care if there's a single or a double bed in her styling loft. She is just reading from a teleprompter. But she's cute and I don't want to hate her. Still it'd be easier to accept porn acting if it was actual porn.
Speaking of which - there's a model on the Great Clips commercials whose either Asian or Hispanic - probably filipino (and I'm not just saying that because it's a good compromise) and she reminds me of a porn actress - probably on one of those Dirty Debutantes videos (I don't watch - well I try not to watch porn these days - at very least I don't rent it out - and not just because the closest video store is a Hollywood) but I remember that one because she was cute but once she took off her clothes she looked like a mess. That's the whole illusion of porn - just folks taking off their clothes and fucking in front of a camera. And the internet provides more opportunities for those like that. The Barbie dolls of Los Angeles video porn are too artificial. But when you try the real porn - well sometimes it's realistically maintaining the fiction that these are just people that want to fuck in front of a camera and oh look there's money involved - how nice - what a thoughtful gift. But sometimes it's obvious that the actress is on the way down and falling fast.
And even if it is all cool with everyone there's still that element of One Night Stand. Fun while it lasts but kind of depressing (worst thing to hear after sex - "I'm sorry." Second worst thing - "So tell me about yourself" third worst thing - "Are you in a good mood? Good. I'm pregnant." this could go on...) and watching other strangers fuck - well...I'm not sure if that's better or worst. On the plus side you don't have to kick anyone out of your bed or think of an excuse to get the hell out of there - and no one gets mad at you for falling asleep in the middle. On the minus side - still depressing.
